Washington, D.C.
Freshly confirmed by the Senate, Pete Hegseth, America’s newest Defense Secretary under the second Trump Administration, was seeing hooping and hollering in celebration. Surrounded by a media gaggle in the Capitol halls, Defense Secretary Hegseth was asked what he would be doing next, to which he responded, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!”, mimicking the ubiquitous LMAFO song 2009.
During recent confirmation hearings, Hegseth was confronted about his checkered past and history of binge drinking, to which he promised he would abstain as leader of the world’s largest and most powerful military.
