Chicago, IL – Big news just dropped, and no cap, it’s got the entire internet gagged. Hyatt Hotels just announced their newest marketing campaign, “Get Your Gyatt to Hyatt,” and the vibes are absolutely feral. Like, we’re talking peak skibidi Ohio energy here.
According to Hyatt’s totally real and not AI-generated press release, the campaign is designed to “resonate with the chronically online Gen Z demographic, who we assume are out here stacking bread, touching grass, and getting their gyatt to luxurious yet affordable accommodations.”
The Vibes Are Immaculate, But Are They Lowkey Mid?
While some terminally online individuals have praised the campaign for its chaotic energy, others are saying it might be giving “trying too hard” energy. One TikTok user, @SigmaSkibidiRizzler69, commented, “Bro, I’m crying, this is so real and so fake at the same time. Hyatt went full NPC mode.” Another user simply wrote, “Ohio.”
Despite the mixed reactions, Hyatt executives are standing ten toes down on the campaign. Chief Marketing Officer Chadwick “Big Chad” McAllister stated, “We wanted to create something that truly speaks to today’s youth. We heard the kids talking about ‘gyatt,’ and we just ran with it. Also, our continental breakfast is absolutely bussin’. Like, no cap, we got the good waffles.”
Skibidi Toilets and 5-Star Stays?
To further embrace the chaos, Hyatt has also announced a limited-time “Skibidi Suite” in select locations. These rooms allegedly feature decor inspired by popular meme aesthetics, an AI-powered toilet that says “skibidi dop dop yes yes,” and an LED sign that reads “Certified Rizz Haven.” When asked whether this was a joke, Hyatt’s spokesperson replied, “Hi cap. This is real.”
Final Verdict: Rizz or Miss?
Will “Get Your Gyatt to Hyatt” be a W campaign, or will it end up lost in the cringe archives next to Burger King’s “Women belong in the kitchen” tweet? Only time will tell. But one thing is for sure: that continental breakfast is, in fact, him.
