Washington, D.C.
Elon Musk, failing to heed his mother’s warnings when he was a child that his arm would stay in that position if he didn’t stop making that gesture, is now unable to lower his arm.
Musk attempted to “throw his heart to the crowd” at Monday’s Inauguration Rally inside of Capital One Arena in Washington, D.C., but unfortunately has been unable to lower his right arm ever since.
This is a major inconvenience for Musk, whose autistic gesticulation now makes it appear as though he is forming the same salute as Hitler’s German Reich.
Mr. Musk has scheduled a Tuesday afternoon appointment with the world’s leading medical professional, Robert F. Kennedy, to seek a second opinion on his current physical condition.
