Washington, D.C.
In a desperate attempt to meet all confirmation requirements prior to serving in the incoming Trump administration, many cabinet nominees who do not possess a colored history of sexual misconduct, or substance abuse have scheduled a cocaine-fueled party at a popular D.C. strip club.
“Rest assured”, one anonymous cabinet nominee stated, “after this party, no Senator will be able to question whether or not I nor my colleagues are unfit to serve. It will be unquestionable afterward that this stain on my record will engrain my role here as a government official for Trump’s Republican Administration.”
As of this writing, no date, time, nor location was provided for said rager.
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