The Weeklie

• Health & Medicine
• Science

Ozempic’s Latest Miracle: Helping Men Find the Ketchup Bottle in the Fridge

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February 21, 2025

• Science

Wealthiest Human In History Invents Time Travel: Teaches 1930’s Germany “Viral” Arm Gesture

byThe Weeklie

February 21, 2025

• Science
• Space

Astrophysicists Scrambling for Solutions to Increase Probability of Asteroid Strike

byThe Weeklie

February 21, 2025

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• Politics

“LET’S DO SHOTS!” Pete Hegseth Celebrates SecDef Confirmation with All-Night Bender

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January 25, 2025

• Politics

Elon Musk’s Arm Stuck in Same Position as German Reich Salute

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January 21, 2025

• Politics

Melania Trump Burgles Hamburgers from Inauguration Luncheon

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January 20, 2025

• Sports

Lions Accidentally Fire Campbell

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January 11, 2025

• Economy
• Politics

Trump to Lay Eggs Himself

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January 11, 2025

• Politics

Trump cabinet nominees plan cocaine-fueled rager at local strip club to meet confirmation requirements

byThe Weeklie

December 14, 2024

• Health & Medicine

“Hey Siri, Revoke the Polio Vaccine.”

byThe Weeklie

December 14, 2024