The Weeklie is the most veraciously disingenuous news outlet in the world. The Weeklie curates its news by observing the world around us and determining what constitutes news.
Is this a real news website?
Yes, all of the news here is real, in a satirical form. Click on this link for an explanation of what satire is.
Much of what I read here triggers me, can I sue you?
Please don’t sue us. Satire and satirical content is protected under the 1st Amendment. As long as the 1st Amendment still applies under the United States Constitution.